a footy joke

[Kerry]

First of all: happy birthday, mr. six!!!

 

there was a boy who worked in the fresh veg

section of the supermarket. a man came in and

asked to buy half a head of cabbage. the boy told

him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage, but

the man replied that he did not need a whole head,

but only a half head. the boy said he would go

and ask his manage about the matter. the boy

walked into the back room and said "there is some

arsehole out there who wants to buy only

half a head of cabbage."

as he was finishing saying this he turned around

to find the man standing right behind him, so

he added "and this gentleman wants to buy

the other half". the manager okayed the deal

and the man went on his way. later the manager

called on the boy and said "you almost got

yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I

must say I was impressed with the way you got

yourself out of it. you think on your feet and we

like that around here. where are you from,

son?" the boy replied "liverpool". "oh really?"

the manager said "and why did you leave?". the

boy replied, "in liverpool they're all either

whores or football players." "my wife is

from liverpool!!!!" the manager exclaimed.

the boy paused for a second then asked...

"what team does she play for?"

 

congratulations for your play yesterday, gak!

[körösistraße]

first of all: his name is "sick".

i thought every liverpudlian will remember his name...

 

second: thanks for the congratulations

 

third: good joke.

 

and have a nice time in CL

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[Kerry]

but i know what i'm writing! i meant "six", martin six, the 25th was his 19th birthday, but whatever! if i'd be a "liverpodler" i would say thank you for your best wishes, but i'm not - thanks anyway for being so polite! nice greetings from ireland,

Kerstin